hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
(Source: cantankerouscrab)
I asked my 18 year old brother the other day if he only liked girls that have thigh gaps, to which he replied “whats a thigh gap?”
this should tell you something
hungry isnt even a feeling for me anymore its become a personality trait
do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch you
this literally explains my life
(Source: elizabethdarcy)
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
i love you
im really scared like what will historians study about the 21st century
‘oh yes.. the gangnam style’
